HAPPY B-DAY SUSIE!!!!

[stitchwhich]

It's Susie's birthday, it's Susie's birthday.
I can't go see her, I'm stuck in Purdah.
But that's okay, now, 'cause she's got Frankie,
He'll make her giggle and get her tanky*,
Then her friends will call her and wish her happy
While Casey slobbers and acts all sappy...


*ideomatic for "get lightly drunk and silly".