New Theory
Sudafed = Beer
Proof:
1 - Subject gets a little goofy after a few doses
2 - The more you ingest, the more you drink, the more you drink, the more you visit the bathroom.
3 - Subject is awake at weird hours, asleep at other hours, irregardless of actual day/night schedule
4 - Subject writes what seems to be brilliant prose only to learn later that it was incomprehensible dreck.
5 - Foods containing salt become the overwhelmingly favored food group.
And apropo of nothing, here's a gratuitous picture that is currently my PC 'background':
( cut because I care )
Proof:
1 - Subject gets a little goofy after a few doses
2 - The more you ingest, the more you drink, the more you drink, the more you visit the bathroom.
3 - Subject is awake at weird hours, asleep at other hours, irregardless of actual day/night schedule
4 - Subject writes what seems to be brilliant prose only to learn later that it was incomprehensible dreck.
5 - Foods containing salt become the overwhelmingly favored food group.
And apropo of nothing, here's a gratuitous picture that is currently my PC 'background':
( cut because I care )