Hmmmm...

Rich & Genie's wedding gift?
http://www.gearlive.com/index.php/news/article/the-iron-ipod-dock-and-clothes-iron-03311108/

(No, no, hun - I won't do that to you. Really.)

Shopping with parents

I would re-phrase that as "shopping with inconsiderate, lazy, ineffective people who also have a child" but I won't. This is a rant. ( You have been warned. )