Ouchie!

( Complaint about the burn. Don't read if you can't handle potty-mouth. )

What I have never said but wanted to

"They are not gonna fall off. Honest."


This comment brought to you by someone who spent part of today's car trip watching young American men walking along the road, all of them terribly, terribly afraid that parts of them were going to spontaniously disconnect and go rolling down their pant legs. Or something.


*sigh* Maybe that is why so many pairs of pants are belted so tight across the thighs and not anywhere near the waist. Are we failing our youth in their sex-ed and health classes?