Arr me hearties!

[stitchwhich]

Yes, I be sitting here in my "yaarrrrrnnnn" T-shirt, staring at all them letters on my keyboard and wonderin', wonderin' I tells you, why there are so many when we only needs "R" and "I". But I stratched me 'ead and decided, I did, that it were for the likes o'me captain and not for me to be worryin' about.

There be card-playing in me future today, there be. And the larder is stocked with chips, dips, mini-eclairs, and nutty-bars. And pink & white frosted cookies.

Yes, I be set for boarding, I be.