Dreamtime Snark

[stitchwhich]

In the short amount of time I spent asleep tonight, I dreamed. And in that dream, I answered a comment made to me by a particularly rude person (in real life last Saturday, I didn't say anything to them). Just because it's 5am and I'm feeling like sharing - and because I'm rarely this mean in real life, here's what I said:

"If the level of your ignorance were measured in degrees celsius, it'd be downright refreshing - although I'm afraid your beverage would be solid."

Yeah, I know. It wasn't nice. Aren't you glad it was only in a dream?