Dear Powers that Be

I really need to clean my house. And do laundry.
And that means that I need at least one night, just one night, when I can sleep for more than four hours without waking up choking and coughing, drowning and miserable. I did my bit - I've seen the doctor, am using the Neti Pot, and am taking the dangerous Sudafed and the antibiotic. Please do your bit and hurry this illness along, would you? Before I become afraid to leave my bedroom.
Thank you,
Me