An Observation

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I SWEAR that the second-best* reason for becoming proficient at oral sex is so when you get older you can manage to swallow the horse pills that are vitamins and supplements. My potassium supplement scares me every morning. If it were a guy, I'd be hitting it with a stick and telling him to "get that AWAY from me!"


Hey, I warned you I was going to be crude. It's just one of those days.



*You already know what the best reason is.